Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Pip is In


I'm back, baby. The Doctor is in, as in Dr. 8-Ball, Dr. M&M, etc. Free advice to all and sundry, although donations in specie or in kind are appreciated and generally met with an affectionate response.

The first question is from a canine follower in Australia.

Dear Master Pip,

Recently while walking along the beach before a dust storm, I encountered one of those weird starfish monster things pictured in one of your recent blogs. I ran away. What should I have done?

A Canine Follower from Down Under

P.S. Keep posting pictures of weird things we might encounter and the appropriate responses.

Dear Canine Follower,

You were quite correct to run. If you see anything weird like that RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Master Pip

P.S. Stay inside during the dust storms.

NEXT QUESTION!!!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!