He's about as tall as a qt of half and half, weighs about a loaf of pumpernickle bread, has a face like a snowball and a tail like a quill pen without the inky bits.
His nether region is pinky with no spots, and his teeth are like sharpened tic tacs.
Well, if'n y'all sees him - send him my way, OK? I got the ketchup and mustard greens all ready for a good fry 'em up!
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