Friday, December 25, 2009
Master Pip of Pip's Ear
This is a quick and practical recipe for Linseed Mash.
Harvest two bushels of linseed (flax) at the peak of ripeness. (Note: You will need to harvest about one hundred bushels of plants to obtain the requisite amount of seed).
Separate seeds from chaff by hand. Dry seeds for at least one month in a cool, dry yurt.
In a large cauldron, cover two bushels of seeds with water and heat over an open fire. You must not use the bushels in this recipe, only the seeds. You may, however, use the bushels as an additional source of fuel. Simmer the mixture, adding water as needed, for at least forty-eight hours, stirring constantly.
Allow to cool and serve immediately in clay or porcelain bowls. Your reindeer will relish this delectable snack, but be certain to cook the linseed thoroughly, as, in a raw state, it is poisonous to horses and will probably kill reindeer as well.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Linseed Mash
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Hmm.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Try the Beet Thing
"He" recommends the beet puree thing with walnuts which we cannot eat (bad) but they can. Maybe. Can reindeer eat beets or walnuts? If I leave it out, I am going to eat all the crackers.
And that reminds me of how unfair the distribution of goods is around here. How come they have all the cool stuff and get to eat all the cool stuff? It just frosts me no end. I mean, how do they come up with this stuff? I know they control the means of production, yadda, yadda, yadda, but give me a break.
Master Pip
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Lost Time
This is really weird. I MEAN REALLY WEIRD!!!
So I just settle down for a little nap and when I wake up I am in some kind of tree in some strange land where everything is really WEIRD and then I realize I am still at home but I am in the branches of this really WEIRD tree thing they put up every year and hang lights and ornaments on that "THEY" call a Christmas Tree but I call REALLY WEIRD and then I am back in bed but I have no recollection of what happened and I seem to have no memory of several hours and I am thinking I was abducted and someone or something performed some WEIRD psycho mind game experiment or something. WTF!!!!!!
And if you look closely there is a kind of shadow image of me over my right shoulder like some sort of doppelganger. I mean WTF, is that WEIRD or what???
Saturday, December 12, 2009
I'm Back.
That's it and that's all, folks. Buh Bye!
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Hmmmmm...I'm not seeing any improvement here!
Same ole, same ole post up day after day. And that photo of the orange sponge??? C'MON! It is SERIOUSLY FUGLY!!
Please DELETE it ASAP or I'm going to have to go and haunt some NEW blog!!
Please DELETE it ASAP or I'm going to have to go and haunt some NEW blog!!
Monday, December 7, 2009
Illustrious Pip of Pip's Ear
I am 100% in agreement with your recent post about the direction your blog has taken. I am the Great Sponge, by the way, parent of all your sponge toys, and of all sponges great and small. I have taken great pleasure in reading of the exploits and adventures of my progeny on your blog.
Please Master Pip, more adventures. We are especially fond of adventures involving disturbances in the space-time continuum as well as those involving alien abductions.
We ourselves were abducted by aliens, but that tale must await another day.
Humbly yours,
The Great Sponge
Hey! What's going on around here, on this "blog?"
Something FISHY is happening! No one is paying ANY ATTENTION to "Pip's Ear" bloggerino anymore!
I hear, via the grapevine, that BOTH "him" and "her" have started their OWN BLOGS and don't have ANY time to help me on MY blog! HIs being about baseball and hers is about "life" (!!) WHO CARES?? People want to know about PIP and what is going on with PIP and what PIP's thoughts and dreams are!!
I ask you, bloggeroo, is that RIGHT? Write to me and tell me what I should do?
Friday, December 4, 2009
I don't want you to think things are....strange around here but
While its true, of course, that I'm the most BRILLIANT and CLEVER pup in the WHOLE WORLD, I haven't quite YET learned how to.....read. See above for one of my birthday prezzies.
Hmmmmmm.......is this bizarro world or WHAT??
Told ya!!
Hmmmmmm.......is this bizarro world or WHAT??
Told ya!!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Hmmmmm....now he claims its HIS birthday!
And he wants all kinds of presents! He already got some when he got up this morning (like NOON!) and got a barking card (!!) 4 Lorna Doone cookies and a Flying Dutchman silk scarf like the WWI aviators wore (!!!!) an' a bunch of books about Those Cubs!
Now he's keeping track on the fridge calendar about how many days til "Pitchers and Catchers Report" - guess how many?????
78 days!!! Winter will be almost OVER and wow that will be cool!
Now he's keeping track on the fridge calendar about how many days til "Pitchers and Catchers Report" - guess how many?????
78 days!!! Winter will be almost OVER and wow that will be cool!
Saturday, November 28, 2009
The Birthday Continued
I'm just now recovering from all the excitement. Here is a list of presents with appropriate illustrations and commentary.
The Green Parrot: This guy is very suitable for throwing around and shaking by the neck. He makes two distinct squawking sounds. Very irritating to people and hence a real winner!
The Square Lamb: A nice squeaker and a good solid mouthful for chewing if you are bored. Sweet!
The Really Fat Guy: We don't know what to make of this guy and frankly he is a little scary. Somehow the other day he managed to make it up to my meditation cushion. I was coming around the corner at high speed when I spotted him. I was taken aback, let me tell you. Anyone would have been scared.
He keeps turning up in odd places, on sofas, in chairs. He gives me the creeps. We suspect he is related in some way to the Fat Man (see sidebar). Perhaps his father or uncle or maybe a mutant version.
I have asked my brain trust to undertake DNA analysis and to keep him under observation. There is a story here and I mean to get to the bottom of it.
The Green Parrot: This guy is very suitable for throwing around and shaking by the neck. He makes two distinct squawking sounds. Very irritating to people and hence a real winner!
The Square Lamb: A nice squeaker and a good solid mouthful for chewing if you are bored. Sweet!
The Really Fat Guy: We don't know what to make of this guy and frankly he is a little scary. Somehow the other day he managed to make it up to my meditation cushion. I was coming around the corner at high speed when I spotted him. I was taken aback, let me tell you. Anyone would have been scared.
He keeps turning up in odd places, on sofas, in chairs. He gives me the creeps. We suspect he is related in some way to the Fat Man (see sidebar). Perhaps his father or uncle or maybe a mutant version.
I have asked my brain trust to undertake DNA analysis and to keep him under observation. There is a story here and I mean to get to the bottom of it.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
The Birthday Party
Am I a lucky puppy or what? Lets just say we had our best birthday ever. Can you believe it? Three years old. Wow!
We started out with edamame. Yum!
Then we had our usual dinner, followed by the birthday song with candle and my own portion of creme brulee. Cool!
And then the presents!!! Well, it's too much. I'll have to postpone that discussion until later.
Master Pip
Monday, November 23, 2009
WHOA WHOA WHOA - guess what???
Its my birthday! I'm THREE!
YAY me!
I went from a scrawny little sickly nervous puppy who was scared of EVERYTHING and used to just sit and shake to the charming, brimming with VITALITY and VIGOR chap that you see before you today!
I will be available for gifts, presents, tributes, PARTIES, compliments, accolades, congratulations, kudos, and good wishes from noon til midnight on November, 24.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PIP!! AND MANY MORE!
(*Pssssst - keep yer trap SHUT but I got a little PRESENT for the BIRTHDAY BOY when he comes out of his hidey hole!)
hahahhahahahahhaha
YAY me!
I went from a scrawny little sickly nervous puppy who was scared of EVERYTHING and used to just sit and shake to the charming, brimming with VITALITY and VIGOR chap that you see before you today!
I will be available for gifts, presents, tributes, PARTIES, compliments, accolades, congratulations, kudos, and good wishes from noon til midnight on November, 24.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PIP!! AND MANY MORE!
(*Pssssst - keep yer trap SHUT but I got a little PRESENT for the BIRTHDAY BOY when he comes out of his hidey hole!)
hahahhahahahahhaha
Bee Bee Zinger, my new BFF I met on Mugbook
Hmmmmm......is THAT that little creepy Pipsqueak???
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Ssssssshhhhhhhh.......
Its me!
(I'm hiding under the stairs...waiting for that INSANE FELINE to GO AWAY!
It keeps p r o w l i n g & p a c i n g back and forth looking for me in every nook an' cranny. hahahhahha - I fooled it by sneaking in here but I'm VERY uncomfortable and need to go to the ......well, you know, the thingee. Plus my back is starting to HURT and I can hardly BREATHE!! (gasp.....gasp....)
I'm going to HAVE to get OUT of here in the next few minutes or I will FREAK OUT!
(I'm hiding under the stairs...waiting for that INSANE FELINE to GO AWAY!
It keeps p r o w l i n g & p a c i n g back and forth looking for me in every nook an' cranny. hahahhahha - I fooled it by sneaking in here but I'm VERY uncomfortable and need to go to the ......well, you know, the thingee. Plus my back is starting to HURT and I can hardly BREATHE!! (gasp.....gasp....)
I'm going to HAVE to get OUT of here in the next few minutes or I will FREAK OUT!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Uh, oh - guess who got out of his/her octagon prison!
Friday, November 20, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Oh, PSHAWWW!
You call those flip doodle ear muffs of yours EARS???
Now HERE we are talking some ears! And can they ever HEAR!!
Turns out this dude was awakened last night by a faucet dripping in an apartment in Rio de Janiero!
Then JUST as he was falling back to sleep (after getting himself a nice drink of water...) WHAT HAPPENED (???) but a flight attendant on a Gulf Stream flying over Port au Prince dropped an eclair onto the carpet!
WTF?????????????????????
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Dear Ms. or Mr. Hahahhahhahahhah,
Please be advised that the ear of the Maltillon and Papillon is a most marvelous product of evolution. The exact design specifications are classified. Should you wish to inspect a rough schematic, please submit an application in quadruplicate signed and witnessed by four notaries of distinct ethnic derivations whose DNA may be verified to the fourth generation to The Honorable Bear, Attorney at Law, c/o Rumpot of the Bailey, The Bailey, London, W.C. 2. Be prepared to wait a long time for a response.
The Maltillon ear has been compared to the radio telescope as an instrument of perception and nuance. We personally find this to be both a blessing and a curse. You may be assured by a cursory glance at the photo of the estimable Pip of Pip's Ear resting at the right column of this blog that there is plenty of lobe present. Be sure to look away immediately.
Pip
Speaking of ear.....lobes...
Welcome to "Sir "Pipi's" Earlobe Salon!
Aside from our hideous zombie souls,
Take a hard look in the mirror, bloggie - is this happening to you?
Monday, November 16, 2009
LOL - this is fun!
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Hey, "Peep!"
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Hahahhahahahaha.....
Oooooops! Look what happened to someone who
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Yes, its true that I do take a catnap every now and then....
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Do Not Be Alarmed
Yes, it IS cute, I'll give it that.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)