Dear Ms. or Mr. Hahahhahhahahhah,

Please be advised that the ear of the Maltillon and Papillon is a most marvelous product of evolution. The exact design specifications are classified. Should you wish to inspect a rough schematic, please submit an application in quadruplicate signed and witnessed by four notaries of distinct ethnic derivations whose DNA may be verified to the fourth generation to The Honorable Bear, Attorney at Law, c/o Rumpot of the Bailey, The Bailey, London, W.C. 2. Be prepared to wait a long time for a response.

The Maltillon ear has been compared to the radio telescope as an instrument of perception and nuance. We personally find this to be both a blessing and a curse. You may be assured by a cursory glance at the photo of the estimable Pip of Pip's Ear resting at the right column of this blog that there is plenty of lobe present. Be sure to look away immediately.

Pip