I'm just now recovering from all the excitement. Here is a list of presents with appropriate illustrations and commentary.
The Green Parrot: This guy is very suitable for throwing around and shaking by the neck. He makes two distinct squawking sounds. Very irritating to people and hence a real winner!
The Square Lamb: A nice squeaker and a good solid mouthful for chewing if you are bored. Sweet!
The Really Fat Guy: We don't know what to make of this guy and frankly he is a little scary. Somehow the other day he managed to make it up to my meditation cushion. I was coming around the corner at high speed when I spotted him. I was taken aback, let me tell you. Anyone would have been scared.
He keeps turning up in odd places, on sofas, in chairs. He gives me the creeps. We suspect he is related in some way to the Fat Man (see sidebar). Perhaps his father or uncle or maybe a mutant version.
I have asked my brain trust to undertake DNA analysis and to keep him under observation. There is a story here and I mean to get to the bottom of it.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
The Birthday Party
Am I a lucky puppy or what? Lets just say we had our best birthday ever. Can you believe it? Three years old. Wow!
We started out with edamame. Yum!
Then we had our usual dinner, followed by the birthday song with candle and my own portion of creme brulee. Cool!
And then the presents!!! Well, it's too much. I'll have to postpone that discussion until later.
Master Pip
Monday, November 23, 2009
WHOA WHOA WHOA - guess what???
Its my birthday! I'm THREE!
YAY me!
I went from a scrawny little sickly nervous puppy who was scared of EVERYTHING and used to just sit and shake to the charming, brimming with VITALITY and VIGOR chap that you see before you today!
I will be available for gifts, presents, tributes, PARTIES, compliments, accolades, congratulations, kudos, and good wishes from noon til midnight on November, 24.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PIP!! AND MANY MORE!
(*Pssssst - keep yer trap SHUT but I got a little PRESENT for the BIRTHDAY BOY when he comes out of his hidey hole!)
hahahhahahahahhaha
YAY me!
I went from a scrawny little sickly nervous puppy who was scared of EVERYTHING and used to just sit and shake to the charming, brimming with VITALITY and VIGOR chap that you see before you today!
I will be available for gifts, presents, tributes, PARTIES, compliments, accolades, congratulations, kudos, and good wishes from noon til midnight on November, 24.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PIP!! AND MANY MORE!
(*Pssssst - keep yer trap SHUT but I got a little PRESENT for the BIRTHDAY BOY when he comes out of his hidey hole!)
hahahhahahahahhaha
Bee Bee Zinger, my new BFF I met on Mugbook
Hmmmmm......is THAT that little creepy Pipsqueak???
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Ssssssshhhhhhhh.......
Its me!
(I'm hiding under the stairs...waiting for that INSANE FELINE to GO AWAY!
It keeps p r o w l i n g & p a c i n g back and forth looking for me in every nook an' cranny. hahahhahha - I fooled it by sneaking in here but I'm VERY uncomfortable and need to go to the ......well, you know, the thingee. Plus my back is starting to HURT and I can hardly BREATHE!! (gasp.....gasp....)
I'm going to HAVE to get OUT of here in the next few minutes or I will FREAK OUT!
(I'm hiding under the stairs...waiting for that INSANE FELINE to GO AWAY!
It keeps p r o w l i n g & p a c i n g back and forth looking for me in every nook an' cranny. hahahhahha - I fooled it by sneaking in here but I'm VERY uncomfortable and need to go to the ......well, you know, the thingee. Plus my back is starting to HURT and I can hardly BREATHE!! (gasp.....gasp....)
I'm going to HAVE to get OUT of here in the next few minutes or I will FREAK OUT!
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Uh, oh - guess who got out of his/her octagon prison!
Friday, November 20, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Oh, PSHAWWW!
You call those flip doodle ear muffs of yours EARS???
Now HERE we are talking some ears! And can they ever HEAR!!
Turns out this dude was awakened last night by a faucet dripping in an apartment in Rio de Janiero!
Then JUST as he was falling back to sleep (after getting himself a nice drink of water...) WHAT HAPPENED (???) but a flight attendant on a Gulf Stream flying over Port au Prince dropped an eclair onto the carpet!
WTF?????????????????????
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Dear Ms. or Mr. Hahahhahhahahhah,
Please be advised that the ear of the Maltillon and Papillon is a most marvelous product of evolution. The exact design specifications are classified. Should you wish to inspect a rough schematic, please submit an application in quadruplicate signed and witnessed by four notaries of distinct ethnic derivations whose DNA may be verified to the fourth generation to The Honorable Bear, Attorney at Law, c/o Rumpot of the Bailey, The Bailey, London, W.C. 2. Be prepared to wait a long time for a response.
The Maltillon ear has been compared to the radio telescope as an instrument of perception and nuance. We personally find this to be both a blessing and a curse. You may be assured by a cursory glance at the photo of the estimable Pip of Pip's Ear resting at the right column of this blog that there is plenty of lobe present. Be sure to look away immediately.
Pip
Speaking of ear.....lobes...
Welcome to "Sir "Pipi's" Earlobe Salon!
Aside from our hideous zombie souls,
Take a hard look in the mirror, bloggie - is this happening to you?
Monday, November 16, 2009
LOL - this is fun!
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Hey, "Peep!"
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Hahahhahahahaha.....
Oooooops! Look what happened to someone who
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Yes, its true that I do take a catnap every now and then....
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Do Not Be Alarmed
Yes, it IS cute, I'll give it that.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Pretend you don't notice him/her/it!
Just keep walking!
That highly irritating "trick or treat" (TRICK!!) cat is still hanging around.
Well, "hanging around" doesn't really tell the TAIL!
IT has snuck into the house now and is sitting on MY blue plaid favorite sofa - the little SNEAK!
I just don't understand why I'M the only one that can SEE it as THERE it sits in BROWN and WHITE with the stupid green HAT ON - the one with the GOOGLY EYES on it that ties under ITS chin! You, know, just look, ole bloggie dearest, YOU can SURELY see the vile beast, can't you....PLEASE!!!!
I'm goona call 911 or something if IT doesn't VAMOOSE soon!!
That highly irritating "trick or treat" (TRICK!!) cat is still hanging around.
Well, "hanging around" doesn't really tell the TAIL!
IT has snuck into the house now and is sitting on MY blue plaid favorite sofa - the little SNEAK!
I just don't understand why I'M the only one that can SEE it as THERE it sits in BROWN and WHITE with the stupid green HAT ON - the one with the GOOGLY EYES on it that ties under ITS chin! You, know, just look, ole bloggie dearest, YOU can SURELY see the vile beast, can't you....PLEASE!!!!
I'm goona call 911 or something if IT doesn't VAMOOSE soon!!
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Serenity Now
Once again our sentiments have been hijacked. Look, we do not enjoy having our slumbers interrupted by construction noise overhead. But we deal with it. We move on. We go back to sleep. We do not bark or rage.
What is our secret? Sure, meditation helps. Mantras, cool. But our secret is good old-fashioned sleep. If you slept a minimum of 20 hours a day, as I do, you would be mellow too. Trust me, loyal followers, sleep is your friend.
But on the subject of goodness in general, yesterday, "he" and I saved a little wren or something that had crashed into our windows. We revived the little guy all by ourselves. We are GOOD. How can anyone not LIKE us?
I ask you. And by the way, this bird owes us. BIG TIME.
Master Pip of Pip's Ear
Waterboarding??? That might be effective....
Once more the %$%$#$ rat b*stards started up with the hammerin' and bangin' at an UNGODLY hour THIS morning!
We hate them.
We are pondering what would be the most painful type of TORTURE that could be inflicted on them in order that they suffer one hundredth of the MISERY they have brought on to us!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
Suggestions will be gratefully accepted.
We hate them.
We are pondering what would be the most painful type of TORTURE that could be inflicted on them in order that they suffer one hundredth of the MISERY they have brought on to us!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
Suggestions will be gratefully accepted.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
What are those SOB's DOING up there???
Those rat b*stards upstairs woke me up at an unGODLY hour this morning about 9 AM with the hammerin' and bangin' and droppin' construction project of theirs.
I'm SICK OF THEM and wish they would go back to their old routine of marching around at 7:30 AM with the radio blaring and door slammin'!
Grrrrrrr......Maybe I will sig the "trick or treating" he/she cat on them and she can SCRATCH their knobbly EYES out!
I love my sleep and HATE to have it disturbed!
That is all - return to what you were supposedly doing while I continue plotting and planning
(bang banging hammering ad NAUSEUM continues......)
Monday, November 2, 2009
Pip, Uh,...I don't want to SAY anything but this uh,
"tricker treater" is STILL hanging around outside the door. What should I do? I've tired shooing her/him away but, well, it didn't work. YES, I gave him/her a "treat" - Mars Bar which he/she seemed to enjoy but in a very dainty way and now he/she WON'T go AWAY!
Should I call the Cat Police? I would hate to think they would get rough with the lil dude(ette) as he/she isn't really BOTHERING anyone other than the fact that the neighbors are giving he/she a squirrley look whenever they go by and he/she has developed a peculiar habit of sitting on my morning Tribune and then I can't get it for my, you know, PAPERS!!!!
HELP!
PIP
Should I call the Cat Police? I would hate to think they would get rough with the lil dude(ette) as he/she isn't really BOTHERING anyone other than the fact that the neighbors are giving he/she a squirrley look whenever they go by and he/she has developed a peculiar habit of sitting on my morning Tribune and then I can't get it for my, you know, PAPERS!!!!
HELP!
PIP
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