Efforts are underway to evacuate the remaining inhabitants of Snail Heights. Mayor Spinaltzo, awakened again from hibernation, issued the following statement to the press.
"I have no idea what is going on here. All I know is that I was sound asleep, sealed in my shell, when I smelled this sulphurous odor and felt really hot. How was I supposed to know Snail Heights was built on the vestiges of a dormant volcano? I mean, I'm only a snail."
The Mayor then retired, wishing all the inhabitants well, and expressing a desire to simply return to his garden.
The volcano, which looks larger in the picture than in real life, is about 6 cm. in diameter, but growing fast.
Things look bad for this troubled community.
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