An' further more - you ("Pip") weren't even BORN here!

Ya, a lot of us have gone over your "birth certificate" and noticed that many IMPORTANT details are HIGHLY suspect.....like:

1.) Your so called "parent's" names - which we all know are a LIE as you were hatched from an egg dropped lowered from a SPACE SHIP which came from the planet "Konn9."
BTW, there were, at least, 150 people who are willing to TESTIFY to this event so don't even THINK you can WRIGGLE out of this one!

2.)Birth "location:" Indiana/hooserland. See above!!

PROOF POSITIVE that you are NOT eligible to be an OFFICIAL representative of your species or whatever GENUS you happen to belong to!