Boy, when I think of all the opportunities I have had to bark at cats, and the extraordinary forbearance I have exercised... Well, it makes my blood boil.
Though, actually, when you come to think of it, I have never actually encountered a cat, except on TV, and then I kept my cool. Which is all the more reason to resent this limey cat's extraordinary snottiness. I mean, what did I ever do to it?
Sure, I bark at other dogs, and at people I don't like, and at horses on TV (they are REALLY SCARY). But I have extended my protection to all manner of sentient and insentient beings.
To rabbits and squirrels. To robins and sparrows and even worms, many of which are pictured here as a reminder of how nice I am.
Not to mention frogs and snails. So, I ask you, what is there not to like about me? HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE ME?
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