You are in great and immediate danger. You are being stalked by a cat. Whilst we have no especial grievances with cats in general, they are not very nice to birds. Take flight RIGHT NOW and roost in a very high tree or on some sort of perch well out of reach of your enemy. Under no circumstances should you open the window.
In short, Rubio, you are not paranoid. When you are safely out of reach, you may consider meditation and the eating of cuttlebones as suitable pastimes.
Remain watchful at all times. And good luck as well.
Master Pip
P.S. I myself have spent a rather restless night, having sighted the dreaded PINK SLIPPERS again, of which more will follow.
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