Order of Advisors - you are BUSTED!As the result of a midnight meeting last night at the Excelsior Group, Ltd. the Board of the above indicated "OOUA" has found that you, Pip, Esq, PhD, MA, BS, are guilty of giving ADVICE without proper licensing!
As a result you are subject to a SEVERE fine (still to be negotiated) but its GOING to be VERY, VERY bad.
Also, you are forbidden to GIVE AWAY FREE advice EVER and ANY advice at ALL without a FRIGGING license!
Get it, fleabag?
Fee schedule is as follows:
1.) Life saving advice: $5.00
2.) Life altering advice: $3.00
3.) General advice not elsewhere classified: $1.25
SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT, fuzzy butt!
Officer Krupke
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