We are in receipt of a writ from your attorney, Bear, from which we quote as follows:
"Members of the Association:
Please be aware that my client Master Pip of Pip's Ear blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, etcetera, et cetera, etc., and so on, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda yadda.
Also you are to cease and desist blah, blah, blah, GRRH, GRRRH, GRRRH, YOWLLL, AARGH, #@##$%&*!!!
Furthermore, blah, blah, blah, I ask you, etc., etc., etc., I put it to you, gentlemen, %$#&&^**###!!!!, HRMPH, GRACKLE, SNARK, BIFF, POW...
I call upon all the demons, blah, blah, blah, to witness, and so on and so on blast you all, etc. etc. ##$%^@@!!! the furies of Olympus, never mind the expense, &&*^%$$#%##@!!!!!!
And there are to be no more idiotic tests thank you very much.
I await the favor of a prompt reply.
Yours in amity,
Bear
To which I put my seal of notorious notoriety in perpetual perpetuity,
Old Rumpot of the Bailey"
Well, we had no idea, blah, blah, blah, etc., etc., etc. yadda, yadda, yadda.
Frankly, we were ready to dismiss this writ as the insane ramblings of an overwrought stuffed animal were it not for the high regard we hold for Old Rumpot and the fact that he is the adopted father and mentor of our own attorney, Young Ginblossom also of the Bailey.
Furthermore, Bear's arguments are further enhanced by his impressive size and the fervor of his delivery. Blah, blah, blah, OK, we're really sorry and we didn't mean to get everyone upset, yadda, yadda, yadda, lets forget the whole thing and be friends again.
You may, of course, resume the dispensing of advice, however dubious it may be.
Yours with kindest regards,
X
Y
Z
of the Association
In token of our further estimable esteem and gracious emollients, please accept by separate post a delivery of frozen white chocolate ice cubes each containing an individually steamed trio of edamame hand folded back into their original bean pods courtesy of Neat Treats, Inc., proud sponsors of the Association.
Young Ginblossom also of the Bailey
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