Travel Tips from Master Pip

We learn many things from travel. Sure, not as many as the other kids learned, but they went to many states and even foreign countries and I never seem to get to go there and if things don't change soon, well, there will be CONSEQUENCES.

But enough of recriminations, even though they are entirely JUSTIFIED!!!

First lesson. "They" are very concerned about bringing all their stuff, bags and bags of it, most of which they never use. You, as a puppy companion, must look out for yourself.

So, as the accompanying photograph illustrates, secrete your stuff amongst theirs, move it around a lot to confuse "them" and be certain to unpack it immediately before they can get to it to confuse you.

In the example pictured, it is the esteemed Spongebobby who is the subject of our ministrations.