Between you and me and the lampost (IF there was one in these fercoctah "woods"...) he's not the "garden angel" (HAH!!) - that's ME - MOI - MYSELF!
Listen to me, little chum, I'll steer you right!
To heck with that so-called "sister" of yours (a "Maltie" with .....SPOTS??? I don't THINK so!) or that hideous, mangy funkified critter with the cringingly ugly puss, the one calling himself the "garden angel" - HAH!!!
More like the "garden DEVIL - BEELZEBUB - if'n you ask me!
Follow me like a skin shadow, lil buddy, I'll never lead you astray....now what you want to DO is to go this OTHER way - NOT towards the "root bridge" (ick!) nor into the inky darkness but go the THIRD way, kid o' mine and you won't be sorry.Here you go now - be on your way - go on now, don't delay!! Follow my loyal lackie, "Mungie" - he'll show you how to get out of this creepy place....go on NOW ------ ----"GIT!!!!"
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