Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Instructions

On ascending to the spooky gazebo, the following instructions were found:

1 - Community Chest, pay $250

2 - Go back to "Go". Do not pass "Go". Do not pass "Jail". Do not collect $250. Do not pay Community Chest.

3 - Reheat in microwave on high for 30 seconds or place packet in boiling water for six minutes.

4 - Eat seven real jujubes (the nuts), leave eleven jujubes for the wood nymph thing. Then jump in the fountain pictured at right. Your fur will return to its pristine and lovely ermine state without the weird red dots and stuff.

Hmm. I will do 4. Wish me luck.

The Indomitable Pip of Pip's Ear
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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!