Shhhh.....the vampire is sleeping....

Pretty cool, huh?

We finally found the path of evil from our house to the vampire next door.
WHAT'S THAT? you say???
YOU don't have a vampire next to YOUR house? How very odd. We thought everyone had one. Of course, you may be wrong....hmmmm...you'd better check with your local zoning official.
OH!!!! I get it - HAHAHAHA!
You have ZOMBIES next door! That's better!
Guess what.....we have both - zombies on one side and vampires on the other side! (Oh, Moses smell the roses!)
But by using trigonometry, optometry, astrology, googlology and, of course, vampirology AND MONTHS of searching - we FINALLY found the wormhole into the vampire's vile den !

Just happens that last week when we were up drinking some fresh corn pone in the middle of the night (when you-know-who were passed out (!) all of a sudden we heard a blood curling scream from next door.
Naturally, me and Bob ran like hell and hid under the couch (what would YOU do???) until it stopped. It was scary!
Then, the next day one THEY were cleaning (that's a rarity!) and fighting (that's what they do - clean and fight - fight and clean, clean and fight) in a fit of rage he shoved the mop into the stairs too hard, the cover came off and a "hole" popped up!
NOW what are we supposed to do, I ask you?
Its one thing to know there is a vampire next door but its QUITE another thing to DO anything about it.
Seems to me that's the job for a vampire "exterminator."
Bob agrees so we're going to burn the midnight oil tonight, drink some more corn pone and google one up. Wish us luck.
Tune in tomorrow - this should be a good one!
P.S. - Note one "dust bunny" on the floor! HAHAH so much for their "cleaning."