Monday, August 25, 2008

F U G L Y (!)

Isn't it a wonder when a word fits the thing so perfectly? It really renews your faith in the English language.
This is one of MY toys. Aren't I lucky?
Wouldn't a person like YOU love to play with a toy like HIM?
He *tinkles* when you shake him! BIG WHUP!!
You should have heard Bob howl when they brought him home and sat him down in front of me.
I thought he would split a gut - that is if he HAD a "gut." He said nowadays, with modern technology being what it is, it (gut, that is) really isn' t necessary anymore.
I said I guess that means lean times ahead for gastroenterologists but he says "HEY ! If a cow can jump over the moon - let 'em eat cake!"
Hmmmmmm... now, that's deep!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!