Saturday, January 14, 2017

Further Instructions


First off, I'm not drinking that stuff.  No way.  I might wind up like Mustard.

I found more stuff on the Internet.

How to release a prisoner from a snow globe without getting trapped inside yourself and without breaking the globe or releasing the snowman:

You will need the following tools and objects:

White non-gel toothpaste, preferably Wintergreen flavored, non-flouide
Jeweler's rouge (Cerium oxide)
Electric buffer with lamb's wool pad
Warm water
Spray bottle
Clean rag
Dirty rag
Acme hydraulic snow globe fix-it tool (available on-line from Acme Hydraulic Snow Globe Repair LLC, special order, $796,343,299.76 plus shipping and handling, please enter zip code below, extra charges may apply for subterranean deliveries)
Direct current generator
Wind turbine
Small lamb or other fluffy member of the Bovidae family, house-broken
Hoof polish
Shoe shine kit
Airplane cement
Magic quick-release snow globe potion (Warning:  Do not mix cement and potion or drink or sniff either together or separately)
Noise-canceling headphones
Detonator caps
Fulminate of mercury (29 kg. minimum)
Confetti or other lightweight material (3 mg.)
Amniotic fluid (400 ml.)

Prepare your work space carefully, arranging all the materials in a circle roughly surrounding the globe.

Begin by...

Holy cow, this is pretty complicated stuff.  I'm only little.  Help!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!