(And now, In a desperate attempt at "damage control")-

!SPECIAL MIDNIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA!
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"Slick & Slicker," sales representatives for the mega exclusive "Heavenly Glen" planned community, is offering an EXQUISITE gift available only for the first few fortunate home seekers who present themselves Thanksgiving Night at the "Heavenly Glen" sales office!



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"NO, your eyes don't deceive you (no matter how old and beady they may be...) for your phoning DELIGHT - a tiny diamond encrusted mobile telephone.
YES, weighing only 15 lbs, ten thousand tiny flawless diamonds flash brilliantly whenever your phone rings, alerting anyone within eyesight how POPULAR and WEALTHY you are OR MAY be! *WATCH* how people's attitude towards you CHANGES! OBSERVE their ENVY and JEALOUSLY bordering on outright HATRED! ENJOY the DEFERENCE you receive, and YES - DEMAND!
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This and MORE can ALL be YOURS ---- a new LIFE through sparkling TELEPHONY (!!) - simply present yourself at our magnificent SALES facility located at "11 Haute Centre" at MIDNIGHT, Thanksgiving night!
First six customer in line receive an ERMINE carrying case studded with imported cuttle bones!
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