"Heavenly Glen" - luxury living and THEN some.....

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"HEAVENLY GLEN" - luxury living and THEN some..........
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Have YOU been seeking???

"Penthouse" suites?......... FUGGET ABOUT IT!

"Heavenly" views?..........SHUDDUP!

"Futuristic?" .......................... You're KIDDING, right?

"Exclusivity???" ...................... Don't even ASK!

"Spiritual advancement??".................You're beginning to BORE me!!

"Immortality???".............I'm OUTTA here!


If you don't want to just EXIST (!) - but you want to LIVE, LIVE LIVE - here is the premier shopping/dining/housing/divine communing development of the 22nd century - "Heavenly Glen" - located in the private, gated "Snail Heights" enclave!!

Lets sit back in our DEEPLY dimpled leather settee and imagine a COMPLETELY unique shopping/living/divine communing environ hidden away in pristine wilderness that has it ALL - and I mean ALL - including its own satellite launch pad and branch of the Library of Congress.

Take a sip from your favorite sherry and view the silken brochure offering residential opportunities available to only the most discriminating residents.

Yes, its a true planned development able to fulfill all your needs from birth to death and in between.

Now, for the first few fortunate applicants, a special gift is offered:

A specially designed 24k, jewel encrusted crematorium urn.

Hope to see you soon at our brand new DESIGN CENTRE - come and select the DIVINE floor plan of your choice!