HALLOWEEN CAPER - CULPRITS UNMASKED!!
It was a dark and spooky night - "They" went off to an Obama rally somewhere far away ("Be a GOOD BOY, Pip, we won't be home until LATE blah blah blah...." - standard spiel for being left alone all night to fend for myself! Who's going to CHANGE my paper and give me cheese???)
Hmmmmpf!!!
Anyway,...off "they" went and then the .....*FUN* began! Tee hee!!
Guess what??? Little SCRUFFIANS came by here - BEGGING for candy. The stuff they left out by the pumpkin didn't satisfy the little hell raisin' yuppy puppies so they SMEARED the windows with yucky stuff (we don't care to know about too closely)
"TRICK OR TREAT - KMA!!"
As soon as we were "hip" to their skullduggery - I put on my witch hat (!)and gathered together a little posse of trusted friends, "Corporal Oh-Oh", "The Thinking Lion", and "Halloween Bear" and we SNUCK OUTSIDE!
Lets just say we CAUGHT up with them and did a little INCOME REDISTRIBUTION of our own, especially good ole "Halloween Bear" who carried a little orange sack for this very purpose! It was a pleasure to see the little BEGGARS turn tail and run!
See photos above - me with trusty witch's hat, the "gang" of 3, and our "booty(!)"
Quite a little haul, wasn't it?
OH - on the way home we found a HORRIBLE insect DRONE who was SPYING on us - sent by YOU KNOW WHO!! We, also, took CARE of him!!
Hah, hah, hah!!!
By the time "they" rolled on home, we were all sound ASLEEP like little angels - asleep on our wonderful observation hassock.
"Pip, I hope you were a GOOD BOY tonight" "she" said.......tee hee - I was good, alright, VERY GOOD!!
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