Monday, November 17, 2008

Snail Heights SHOCKER (!)

Check out this sign that was just posted this morning on Mr. Spinozzo's house. The whole town is SHOCKED - SHOCKED I tell you!

"Due to unexpected financial reversals in ARGULA market futures, the owner is forced to sell his spectacular, rambling Spanish hacienda.

Amenities include:

5 snail caves, 14 slither paths (with jacuzzi misters) central vac system, indoor pond and waterfall, 1000 egg hatchery, wall to wall pebbles, stainless appliances, granite counter tops and counters, 4.2" cabinets.
Lift plant on the left for key - show yourself inside - all offers considered!!!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!