Enjoy life in the sublime, secluded hamlet of "Snail Hts."
Its a quaint and charming gated community tucked away in a wooded glen along a babbling brook.
Choose your own private building site and create your own little slice of paradise.
Be it a colonial mansion, aka "Tara," a simple zen yurt for meditating and reflecting or a SWINGIN' 50's bachelor pad where you and your "pals" (non terrorists, we hope!!) can dance the night away spinning "78's" on your RCA stereo. Is this what you have been seeking all your life??? Then "Snail Heights" is the place for you!
Among the amenities are: olympic sized swimming pool
ground cover of choice dandelion and arugula leaves
100% pure cuttlebone
mantle overlay of rare terrarium grade pebbles
select bark elements from ancient Lincolnian forest trees
nightly mistings of pristine Eternal water spray
Come join our charming community - be as lively or as solitary as you wish - all the while
living in a natural, protected, 100% "green" eco system free from the contaminants, noise and pollution of the outside world.
Building sites beginning at $.05 to $2.20.
Sale office open from 11PM - midnight, Mon-Fri.
Hope to see you REAL SOON!!
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