***HOT*** OFF THE WIRE!!!!!!
From the "JUST SAYIN'" column:
"Informed sources" tell us a BIZARRE series of events regarding the proposed exclusive, mega bucks residential/celestial community, "Heavenly Glen," has ROCKED "Snail Heights."
Well, remember (from like YESTERDAY???) that the famous "Pickle Hacienda" was, apparently, the victim of an overnight TEAR DOWN and that the aforementioned MAGNIFICENT planned community was (suspiciously) going to be built ON THE VERY SAME LOCATION??
Well (!!) we JUST heard a terrible "near disaster" occurred at the construction site this morning during the ground breaking ceremony !
As the red satin ribbon was being cut and the earth movers began DIGGING - the mayor of "Snail Heights", "Mr. Spinaltso" tripped over a branch and FELL DOWN A HUGE HOLE! He completely disappeared from view!
Rushing to his aid, onlookers saw that he was DESPERATELY holding on by only ONE antenna (!) After a few seconds, (Hey! He only weighs 1/16th of an ounce being a......snail and all...) they were able to lift him out and were then HORRIFIED to see that he had been, in fact, DANGLING over a TREMENDOUS ABYSS that appeared to go down to the very CENTER OF THE EARTH!
Mute with fear, Mayor Spinaltzo lay on the ground huffing and puffing and then COMPLETELY retreated into his whirlygig shell. He hasn't come out since!!
WOW~~~!!!
More later......keep tuned, Bloggee, - I bet you didn't think THAT was "BORING!!" didja??
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