Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Adorable Maltillion brutally attacked!

Who would'a thunk it??? I was getting off the elevator yesterday, minding my own "bidness" when the JAWS OF DEATH came charging right at me! If "he" hadn't scooped me up just in the nick o' time I would be "chopped steak" for the droopy jawed b*stard who almost killed me.
Whew! I wasn't myself all night and no amount of single malty ice cubes could repair the psychological damage that was heaped on my poor psyche!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!