Several friends have expressed concerns over the tenor of our last post respecting recent downturns in the market.
Rest assured, Bob, "Bear", and I are sitting in the proverbial CATBIRD SEAT, whatever or wherever that is, although I am assured it is a good place. We prefer to hold our property in real goods of intrinsic value. We have three trunks of toys, not counting our holdings in the "Well of Toys", about which, incidentally, I have an update later in this post.
In addition, we have a SUBSTANTIAL cache in the "Bowl o' Bones." Today, we added a very nice Little Froggie(!!!) to our collection, as well as a tasty donut boney. "Bear" tells me we also have valuable futures contracts in the liver, cheese, and kibble markets, although our freeze-dried codfish tidbits had to be sold SHORT for inferior salmon and chicken substitutes (yucky!)
As to the news from the "Well of Toys", preliminary forensic reports indicate that "Tortle" (remember the "new" old dude??) contains unidentifiable fibers which may NOT be a earthly origin. Wow!!!!!!
Was he left here by a Time Traveler, or is he an extra-terrestrial? ?????
Who knew? Unfortunately, I buried him under some pillows the other day and CAN'T FIND HIM (!!) - just like a squirrel - I AM part squirrel - did you know? You DIDN'T??? How very RUDE of you!! Sometimes I REALLY don't know why I ever bother to keep up with this stupid blog if you WON'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION!!!
Well, anyway - old Bob is extremely annoyed. He was googling the other night and found out that turtles can be TWO HUNDRED MILLION years old! Yowzah!!!
Go figure. This thing might be 200 million years old.
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