We tunneled through that hole in the stairs last night (where are your local vampire exterminators when you need them?) to check out what we could see over there.The place was in pitch darkness and there was this weird moaning going. We were scared stiff so we just slithered along real s l o w...
Then just as we were coming out of the tunnel this dude threw the lights on and JUMPED OUT AT US! We were scared sh*tless so we turned around and started to run back but he made a LUNGE at us and that furry FIEND tried to pull me back by my luxurious, long tail!
We JUST got away in the nick o' time back through the tunnel. I heard the big hairy vampire beast call the little hairy vampire "Lester."
Today we are going to pound about 10,999 million NAILS into that stair hole!
WHEW!!! THAT was a close call!
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