Yesterday, while searching in the "Well of Toys" (fancy name for my toy box) Bob discovered the above guy. We found him way down deep - as you can see - he is pretty "beat up" looking - all "fuzzed out." Bob thinks he's probably a "time traveler", or was left there by a REAL time traveler. We're sending him out forensic testing (!!) which should clear up the mystery.
To be honest - I think he's a pretty cool, little "beat up" dude and what is really neat is that, if you listen close, he hums a little song - I can't figure out what he's saying yet but its pretty great - that he an SING at all!!
"Bear" says he told him his name is "Tortie" and that he was a buddy, not of the "dead one"(you remember HIM - the one in the JAR!!) but the one they had BEFORE that one. His name was "Fumi." I'm glad I don't have a goofy name like that ! Ugh!
Anyway, "Bear" says "Tortie" told him that I am a REINCARNATION of "Fumi" and that is why he has mysteriously appeared in my toy box. "Fumi" sent him to me as a symbol to show that he approves of MY being HIM. HUH????? Now this is just TOO WEIRD!
I think ole "Bear" better lay off the corn pone - fresh or moldy!
"Bear" says his song sounds to him like a bird tweeting - I hope he's not a reincarnated BIRD, too, cuz I HATE BIRDS!
They make me want to puke with all their tweetering and friggin' TWITTERING. They wake me up in the morning just when I am having an excellent dream about cheese or chasing the "Poo'Poo's" who live two doors down!
Wouldn't you know it - the great nutcase , "Bear" says my hatred of birds is further proof that I am the first dead kid after all cuz he heard that he hated birds, too!
BWAAAAAA! I don't WANNA be a re-incarnated dead guy! HELP!!!
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