Ewwwwwwwww!

No matter HOW hungry I am I could NEVER push whatever THIS into my little piehole. Ugh! Thanks ever so much to MISTER BATES (who wanted to stay and watch me eat it!!) but "NO THANKS!"
As soon as he left I ran into the bathroom (where I had put some of the well-place NEWSPAPER down for "you know what..." and was about to dump it into the toilet when Spongebob leaped up and snatched it from my paws!
He scooted (that's how he moves - he scoots like a little snail....tee hee....) under the bed, dragging it behind him!
I said "Bob, DON'T DO IT - YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ITS BEEN!" but he totally ignored me and I could here him gnawing on the obscene thing.
This is going to come to a bad end - I JUST know it!! Tune in a little while - I'll let you in on how it went, dear Bloggee!