Oh woe is US! As Bob and I crept along, looking for a SAFE HAVEN, everywhere we went - they pursued us....even when we stopped to, pathetically beg (sniff...sniff...) for a mere drink of friggin' WATER at an outdoor cafe - one of the monstrous CREATURES was SITTING there -bold as you please - drinking an appletini and eating baked EGGPLANT!!We ran like HELL - before we could get a drink. We were SO thirsty we headed for the closest water fountain and WHO do we see there - washing his filthy FEET (UGH!!!) was one of THEM!
As soon as he saw us he leaped down and chased us in hot pursuit!
We tried to lose him by running into a nearby forest. We RAN and RAN and RAN and JUST when we stopped to catch our breath (well, I mean MY breath since old Bob was holding onto my long, flowing hair, riding me like a mole on a mountain goat!) look WHO was spying on us from a hole in a tree stump!!
OFF, we flew, not knowing WHAT to do or WHERE to GO (I WANNA GO HOME!!!) Bob yelled that there was one up a tree - we were SURROUNDED!!!!!!!! (to be continued....)
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