Sunday, October 19, 2008

Hey buddy can you spare a.....

We WALKED and RAN and WALKED some more all day yesterday. We didn't see anymore of THEM but I know they were behind us all the time.
Once of twice I thought I saw a horny ear or a stubby tail lurking behind a lamp post or a mailbox but we didn't stick around to make sure or not.
WOULD YOU????
I didn't THINK so!!!
Finally, we were so HUNGRY and THIRSTY that we turned into this diner and were forced to BEG for some cheese!!! They just threw a PLASTIC SLICE of something YELLOW at us and slammed the door in our faces!!
We dragged it over by the streetlight to see what the H*LL the thing was!!
Let me tell you it was HORRIBLE - a thin slab of rubbery SOMETHING or other with a label on it that said "Kraft American" - UGH!!
No WONDER the economy is in the "terlet" if THIS is what "Buy American" is all about!!!
Bob threw it down a street grate (we cheered to see it go!) and decided to wait til morning to eat (snif...snif...) and try to find a place to put our weary heads. Stay tuned, Bloggee!!!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!