This is the note "they" posted all over Lakeview yesterday and next to it is my "new and improved" note!!.............................................................................................................
"LOST DOG!!"
UNBELIEVABLY LARGE HUGE REWARD!!!!!!!!!!!
. 8 ADORABLE lbs .Limpid brown eyes
.SWEET disposition .Magnificent large ears
.Long WHITE, flowing hair .Swooping tail
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
A few minutes after "they" would leave one of these tear stained notes - I would TIPTOE right after and post MY note right over THEIRS! hahahhahaha - see below:
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"Lost POOCH"
"FINDER'S KEEPER'S!!"
.18 chubby lbs. .Beady, shifty eyes
.Paranoid as hell . Freakish ears
.Matted dredlocks .Stubby tail with scabs
.Pretty sure he has fleas .Known liar and lush
FREE TO GUD HOME!!!
Your truly, "Bear" ("The Great White")
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