"They" are looking EVERYWHERE for those two little pests!"Oooooooh, ALIENS are coming after us -they're going to GET US!!!" so the two little babies "runned away from home." Ha! They didn't know when they had it GOOD! Two "squares" a day, silk comfortors, "top shelf" ice cubes, - they had it ALL and they BLEW IT! Good riddance, I say!! More for me!!
Him" and "her" have "Lost dog" posters on EVERY lightpole for a mile around and are burning the midnight oil again - riding the old "scotcheroo" wagon into the wee hours, crying into their brewskis wailing "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG????" HAHAHHA - they went "wrong" by going to INDIANA (!!) and coming home with the little (cough, cough...) runt!!. Boy, when Pip and the "spongeman" come home - are THEY going to be in TROUBLE!!
HAHAHAHAHHA!
Meantime, I'm sitting in the old "catbird seat" - sunning myself, getting a LOT of attention, ya....I'm DEFINITELY the ****big cheese**** around here these days!
Personally, I hope they NEVER come back. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
"Bear"
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