Sunday, October 12, 2008

"The OTHER day the earth stood still!"

"They" went out and left us alone ALL DAY (!!) and JUST as we were dozing off on our velvet hassock (it WAS a bit crowded with 14 of my "nearest and dearest" pals all trying to cling to the thing by tooth and claw) we began to hear a "beep beeping" and a "clink clinking" plus a loud and unmistakable WHIRRING sound coming from the back yard!!
Bob grabbed his trusty "dig cam," raced to the window, and was JUST able to snap a few shots of EXHIBIT A (to your left!)
Now can there be ANY DOUBT????
Even YOU (dear "bloggee" whom I *heart" to the "Nth degree!") can see that we FINALLY have PROOF beyond a shadow of a DOUBT - that flying saucers DO EXIST!! Do you doubt your own eyes???? I hope not, dearest "blogee" as you DO have this LIVING PROOF RIGHT in FRONT of your own eyeballs taken with our own trusty "dig cam.!
What more PROOF do you DEMAND, oh cherished "blogee???"
Can't you see it Floating right OVER our house? I certainly hope you can or you need to make an EMERGENCY appointment with your local, neighborhood optometrist - you know, the one up over the undertaker's parlor??? Ya, THAT ONE!
The slippery silvery "saucer" was only there - abeepin' and aclickin' and awhirrin' - for a second or two (I TOLD you Bob was speedy!) and then it disappeared into the afternoon fog.
Do you think it was a warning to us? Or was it SPYING on us? Or was it trying to COMMUNICATE with us or was it plotting an abduction so they could perform EXPERIMENTS on our tender "nether regions"?????? OY!!!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!