Saturday, October 4, 2008

Isn't this a pretty house??


Ya, pretty SCARY!
Who ever knew the "country"was filled with wild beasts? We thought our house back on LSD (sigh - I wished I was there NOW!) was scary. Not a "patch on the *ss" of this place!
Why just last night Bob heard someone trying to break in and the two "snorers" were completely CLUELESS!
When we went to see what it was - there was a God awful monster, wearing a mask, trying to gnaw his way right through the door! Sweet FANCY MOSES! Me and Bob ran like greased lightening and hid under the bed until it was breakfast --- another CLOSE CALL!
Today we are all going into "town" so they can "$hop and $pend" - then they dump us in the Combi and go in and feed their pieholes.
Bob and I will wind up in the poorhouse yet the way these two $pend!!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!