Yesterday a grouping of smartass teenagers surrounded me while I was out for my daily"constitutional" and began to ask odd questions about my.......SPECIES - (can you BELIEVE it?????)
First they wanted to know - "WHAT IS IT???" and the always obnoxious "Is it some kind of a RABBIT/ALBINO SQUIRREL combination??"
OK, I'm trying to be very calm and RATIONAL about this (pause - count to "10")...........
Let me say something, for ONCE and for ALWAYS, there is NO "rabbit" or "coyote" or "albino SQUIRREL" (???) or any OTHER WEIRD thing in my DNA!! Got it??????????
I'm 50% Maltese, 65% Papillion and 12% CUTIE PIE!! Got it????
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