Arrest shocker!

(Attention - special bloggee notice:
The current FASCINATING story re: the Montrose Harbor UFO is being temporarily tabled due to HOT breaking news re: todays' SHOCKING arrest and manacling of "Snail Heights" Mayor Maurice Spinnozzo! WOW!
see SORDID details below.....

"Mayor Maurice Spinaltzzo was frog marched out of his unique hilltop home (see photo) this morning by special agents from the BSP (Bionic Squad Police.) Wearing his quilted baby blue running shorts and tapioca colored "wife beater" tee shirt, Mayor Spinaltzzo wise cracked his way out to the waiting helicopter, leaving the awaiting press corps with puzzled expressions when he yelled to them - "Sew buttons on your underwear, CHUMPS" (!!)
WHAT can this mean, bloggees????

On another front, "Pip," the Mayor's best "pal" and millionaire fund raiser, planted a secret recording device in the Mayor's Ficus plant which picked up private conversations between Mayor Spinaltzzo and "Mack Slick" president of the controversial PR firm, "Slick & Slicker. These conversations revealed not only NOTORIOUS but NEFARIOUS deals involving specious "short sales" and home FORECLOSURES in the proposed exclusive mega bucks "Heaven's Glen" gated community, slated to have ground breaking in early 2009 in "Snail Heights."

WOW, bloggees, - what's next? How much more EXCITEMENT can we STAND?? I need a "scotch & soda" - how about you??? Meet you at the new virtual Irish saloon, "Hanley's House of Happiness.com" in 20 minutes!! I'll get the first round!