Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Happy Birthday Mayor Spinaltzzo!!

"Mayor Maurice Spinaltzzo and his lovely bride, Mrs Mayor Spinaltzzo, celebrated his birthday today behind bars at the Snail Heights Jail where he is, temporarily, being held on charges of high corruption and low misdemeanors.

A small celebration was held in their jail cell as Mrs. "S" OR as she's affectionately known around Snail Heights, "UNINDICTED CO-CONSPIRATOR No. 23" gifted her husband with a beautiful 3 tier birthday cake.
Sadly , the special Eddie Bauer diamond file blade baked into the second tier was detected by file searching dogs."
Drat!
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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!