BIRTH CERTIFICATE SHOCKER!!
"Whoa!! We wuz ROBBED!" cried"shyster", er, "attorney" "Pip S. Ear" regarding the ill fated jetting into Washington (DC) yesterday of he and his two developer clients, "Jack Slick and Mack Slicker (....oh, just see below, you lazy bloggee!!).
Anyway, i t seems that JUST as attorney "Ear" was about to present his CRITICAL BAILOUT PLEA before the Congressional Sub-Committee, a document came SAILING in over the transom of the Hearings Room which revealed TO ALL concerned that "attorney" "Ear" is, in fact, NOT a U.S. citizen BUT, in fact, is a FOREIGN NATIONAL and, therefore, NOT ELIGIBLE to plea ANY CASE before the esteemed legislative body of the UNITED STATES CONGRESS!!
"Attorney" Ear vehemently attempted to DENY the VISCIOUS and UNFOUNDED charges waged against him (that he was, in fact, BORN IN METABEELEELAND (!!! whereEVER THAT IS!!) but the document proved INCONTROVERTIBLE so the THREE of them were TOSSED out on their respective KEESTERS!!
WOW!!!! STAY TUNED!!!! (Oooooo - THIS is getting juicy!!
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