Press conference: Mayor will "fight to the death!"

TOWN TATTLER December 19, 2008

"Mayor Maurice Spinaltzzzo spoke to the press for a few minutes yesterday stating for all the world to hear that he is INNOCENT and will FIGHT to prove his INNOCENCE til his last dying breath!"
As the reporters began to pepper him with questions , he jumped off the stage, did a back over flip, 100 "crunches" and, pulling off his Brooks Brothers navy blue suit, he revealed a SILVER track suit with a huge glowing "S" on the chest. He then jogged out of the room to the music of "Jailhouse Rock" blaring in the background.
(Nothing is more invigorating than a good JOG, bloggee! )