BULLETIN:Almost all the debris from the recent UFO crash in Montrose Harbor has been collected and is being analyzed under under a cloak of complete secrecy by a team of *top* ufologists and scientists from the prestigious University of Snail Heights.
Under the cover of night, the items were slipped into the investigation lab for immediate examination. Before anyone noticed, however, the school janitor snapped a photo of a bizarre object found at the crash site. ( It was being guarded 'round the clock by several beefy BIOSPHERE AGENTS...) After the agents nipped out for a cup of cocoa, "J", the aforementioned janitor, sneaked in and took the above photo, thinking he could peddle it for a cool million to the National Enquirer (enterprising!!!)
He heard the agents say that the object had been found at the VERY epicenter of the crash!
The tiny brown and white egg was floating within a HUGE halo formation of thousands of ordinary .......SNAILS...... as if they were PROTECTING it!
The janitor said he ran away when he heard the agents returning to the room and that, just then, the egg began to SHAKE VIOLENTLY!
YOW!
WOW!
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