"World wide demand for shoes thrown at the Mayor!"

"Contrary to popular thought the shoes PITCHED VIOLENTLY at Mayor Spinaltzzzo were NOT the conservative WING TIPS previously pictured (sorry...) but INSTEAD they were a designer concept pair of "Manola Prada's" purchased just for the occasion by the intrepid shoe flinging reporter."

"As you can see they are VERY attractive and PRACTICAL, too, which explains the stupendous demand for them all over the globe - from Dublin to Dubai!"
(I hope its not too late to order a few dozen pair for Xmas! The price is right, too, at only 10000,0x0x per shoe! SUCH A DEAL!)