"WOW! The society column reporter of the "Snail Hts. Town Tattler" received the following puzzling fax a few minutes ago:.........................................................................................................
December 18, 2008
"Mayor Maurice Spinaltzzzo's Communications Director, "Bigfoot" announces, with pleasure, the Mayor's engagement to Miss "Little Dorrit" of "Snail Hts. Village."
Miss "Little Dorrit" was presented with the above TWO carrot dazzler of an engagement ring.
A spring wedding is planned to be held in the futuristic, mega bucks "Heaven's Glen" luxury hotel spire, "Heaven Sent."
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HUH??? And his current wife, Mrs. Mayor Spinaltzzzo, is MISSING? I smell something VERY rotten here, but it IS a gorgeous ring, so there's that.
Anyway, CONGRATULATIONS to the happy couple!
Rumor has it that a GALA New Year's Eve party is being planned - we can't wait!!
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