Saturday, December 27, 2008

Whoa......wha' happened?????

"According to "Norma", the night cleaning woman, she came in to tidy the Biolab and, naturally, went over to the SPECIAL incubator so she could take a peek at the MYSTERY egg. VOILA (!) look what she found!

Well, The little SOB had up and HATCHED and was GONE!

Poor old Norma let out a SHRIEK and that brought the biologists, eggologist and the EGB agents out of the Break Room running down the hallway and into the lab.

Sadly, all Norma could do was to point wordlessly towards the abandoned shell, sobbing and shaking at her shocking discovery!

Whatever IT was - had DISAPPEARED! They scoured the lab for HOURS and not a feather or flake or scale could be found.

The HAZ MAT team was summoned ASAP to conduct a TOTAL search of the Investigation Facility. Are we at RISK, bloggee? Is the THING contaminating our air, water and the whole BIOSPHERE as we "speak?"

Will we be able to rise up out of our nest in the morning to perform our daily chores of yoga and Denise Austin videos followed by a breakfast of jalapeno peppers and oatmeal washed down with a mojito???

Lets hope (and pray) that we all will be able to do so and, thus, continue to follow the American dream which is our destiny!!

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!