Thursday, December 4, 2008

"Old Snaily U. Law School", Snail Heights, Biosphere


Welcome prospective students!

Old Snaily University Law School and its prestigious faculty welcomes you and your family to our lovely, pastoral campus. We want you to walk around, enjoy the beauty of our natural surroundings and make yourselves at home!
Visit the library, the administrative building, the campus chapel, the dormitories.
Swim in our Olympic sized swimming pool, go for a hike on our hilly terrain, meditate in a wooded glen.
Come and sit in on the class(es) of your choice, introduce yourself to professors, mingle with our student body - in other words - visualize yourself as "one of us" -a fellow "Snaily," if you will.
Check out the photo of a typical dorm room, imagine yourself living there - experiencing "Old Snaily" to the fullest! Quite a life, can't you see it??
Stop by the campus recruiter's office and let us explain to you just what "life" means here, in the Biosphere Project where EVERYONE is important - no matter HOW small or HOW slow....

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!