" LAW SCHOOL SHOCKER"
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THIS, just in from the *HOT* "Just Sayin'" column:
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"Wags are chortling about the HUGELY embaressing INCIDENT that took place at the Capital Building yesterday regarding our own Snailiarium representatives! WOW!!
As we all have heard, they ORIGINALLY, each arrived in DC via thier individual "jet packs" but were met with SUCH ridicule at their EXTRAVAGANCE that they had to turn around, go back home, and return via individual GREYHOUND buses!!
Then, they had only just SAT DOWN when it seems that not only was their "attorney's" birth certificate CHALLENGED ........BUT.......his LAW SCHOOL's VERY EXISTENCE was questioned (!!)
An investigation was immediately launched into the "accreditation"" of "OLDE SNAILY U." located right here in our new bioshere project, SNAIL HEIGHTS (!!)
In order to PROVE that "OLD SNAILY" is, indeed, a PRESTIGIOUS IVY covered legal institution of GREAT RENOWN - Attorney "Ear" produced a photo of the great university - SEE!!!!!!!!!
..........STAY tuned!!! (WOW!!)
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