Sunday, December 14, 2008

Meanwhile.....back in Snail Hts......

The *hot* rumor of the hour is that our dear WRONGLY ACCUSED of MANY bad things Mayor Maurice Spinaltzzzo may RESIGN tomorrow!! WOW!
He was seen darting over to the "Shell Square" headquarters of his renowned "attorney," Pip S. Ear, Esquire to discuss his options.
Insiders at "Hanley's House of Happiness.com," the jam packed virtual Irish pub, are whispering in hushed tones that the Mayor and Attorney Ear are "kicking around" the idea he (the Mayor) may tender his resignation tomorrow so they will be able to work FULL TIME on mounting his DEFENSE STRATEGY.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....................
In the meantime, Assistant Mayor, "Bigfoot" will assume the mayoral responsibilities...once he is located as he hasn't been seen or heard from for several weeks.
Again......WOW (!!) Where do YOU think he is?? Is he in HIDING?? Is he in a Witness Protection Program????
Oh, bloggee, THIS is going to be EXCITING! You FORGET, now, about all that "UFO" stuff going on in the other life of this thrilling blog, ok?
You just FORGET ALL about that shaking egg and the super secret investigation into the crash debris which may (or may not) hold the answer to the mystery of the universe.
You just FORGET about all THAT and concentrate on OUR BREATHTAKING adventures here in the biosphere, ok??? Is that a deal????

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The "Fat Man"

The "Fat Man"
We find him strangely intriguing but they won't let us at him. I think they just want to torment us. Life sucks. One of these days me and Bob are going to get him.

This is the sink we hid under last week.

This is the sink we hid under last week.
Me and old Bob came thisclose to being wiped out by a tornado headed STRAGHT to Lakeview! That was a close one!