BAILOUT SHOCKER - !From the *hot* "Just Sayin'" column today:
The "Big THREE" from the Snailarium biosphere project jetted into the Capital this morning to plead their case to the GOVERNMENT!
Yes, its true - "Jack Slick, Mack Slicker of "Slick & Slicker & Ass." and their "mouthpiece", er, "attorney," "Pip S. Ear," a notorious "shyster", er, "legal representative" will THROW themselves (literally...) on the MERCY of the "bureaucrats", er, "elected officials" and PLEAD for ***HELP*** (!)
Due to financial REVERSALS WAY beyond their control, they are petitioning the CONGRESS for a BAILOUT LOAN of $3.5 GAZILLION somethings or other in order to save the highly touted and ambitious BIOSPHERE project from CERTAIN DISASTER!
STAY TUNED ......
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