Hot News" news - about recent UFO landing!" A distance shot from Wheaton, Illinois shows the huge blast which accompanied the entry of a UFO into scenic Montrose Harbor in Lincoln Park.
Although local police "poo poo'd" the event as "business as usual" on the north side of Chicago, Lake Shore Drive residents were knocked out of their beds Tuesday night at 7 PM (they're early risers as they like to attend morning Mass!) when the huge "splash down" occurred.
An early evening dog walker "Hudson" of 165 Eaton Place was a self described "eye-witness" to the spectacular UFO sighting but refused to be interviewed and 'would only say that he was awe struck and would inform his "master," Lord Bellamy" of the incident so he could bring it up in the "Parliment" in the morning.
HUH????
Is it possible that "Hudson" was a little more than a simple "onlooker" and was, perhaps, an OCCUPANT of said UFO and had nabbed the nearest dog, oddly named "PIPINSKI" with VERY huge ears and an impudent disposition, in order to appear "normal??"
What do you think???? I think something STINKS and it begins with odd duck "Hudson" and his (even) odder dog, "PIPINSKI?"
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