From "The Town Tattler," December 15, 2008, * PM................................................................................
"Rioting has continued for the second night in the Snail Heights Biosphere Project!
Dissatisfaction with Mayor Spinaltzzzo's POTENTIAL bribery charges has spiraled into a full fledged shoe throwing DISASTER as rioters took over the streets of Snail Heights again last night, throwing Molotov cocktails made of fermented apples, plums and home made beer.
Over turning cars, they challenged SB (Special Biosphere) police - charging past rose trellises, white picket fences, down Cherry Tree Lane and adjacent passageways - even approaching "Dark City" which, as we all know, dear bloggee, is OFF LIMITS to all but the CHOSEN FEW.....which does NOT include YOU!
Commander Glen Fiddich, of the SB Police Force promised the citizens of Snail Heights that peace would return to the previously quiet Biosphere and that the unruly RIOTERS will be brought under control, "one way or another!"
Just then the impromptu press conference was brought to an abrupt end as Cmmdr Fidich was pelted from behind by a lone combat boot which knocked him to the ground in one fell swoop!"
Wow! I'm frightened, bloggee! I am!!"
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