Montrose Harbor UFO SHOCKER!

*HOT* North Side News:

"Mystery at Montrose Harbor!"

"Fishermen and joggers were SHOCKED Saturday night when a firey object flashed across the winter sky and seemed to land right before their eyes!
A few stalwart fisherman and simple minded joggers who bravely faced below zero wind chills yesterday, reported they were suddenly KNOCKED to the ground by a SCREAMING beacon of light which sped through the night sky, and crashed into the water right before them!
Luckily, a jogger (one of the slowest in Lincoln Park history....) a local, chronically unemployed LIBRARIAN, who said she COULD be referred to only as "her" (?) states she was thrown to the ground at the impact of the UFO, clumsily landed on her 6 year old camera/cell phone which snapped the attached photo (!)
"Her" 27 year companion jogger was able to dig through his 24 layers of outer wear and assorted gear to get to "HIS" cell phone and call the police who arrived 2 hours later.
When the "fuzz" arrived they quickly investigated the scene from within their squad car and dismissed the growing crowd of frightened onlookers, telling them there was "nothing there" and to "MOVE ALONG!"
WOW!
(Stay turned, bloggees, we're in for a BRAND NEW adventure....can't you see it coming?? Its WAY "over due", you know....)